BE. BANGLES SHE SAID F&%K THIS S%#T AND LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER BANGLE ROSE GOLD

THIS BANGLE IS YELLOW GOLD.

Once upon a time, there was a woman who was juggling 127 kinds of balls and trying to keep them all in the air.

Work. Children. Partner. Friends. Pets. Cleaning. Schedules. Responding to text messages, emails and DM’s in a timely manner.

And fuck knows what else. God, it’s exhausting just writing about it.

This woman was trying her best to keep all the balls in the air - but she soon discovered that being surrounded by a copious amount of balls left her in some pretty hairy situations.

She was tired, sweaty, and frankly, things smelled a little musty.

Something needed to change.

By chance, one day, she happened upon a quote. A quote that would change her life.

Three simple words.

Fuck. This. Shit.

Her eyes lit up.

She began to let go of the balls she’d be grasping so tightly.

And as each set of balls fell to the ground she repeated to herself.

“Fuck this Shit, Fuck that Shit, Fuck it, Fuck it all.”

And as her balls began to drop, her voice became stronger. Her situation's less hairy.

She wasn’t so tired. Or sweaty. And everything smelt a lot more fresh.

For the first time in her life, her fairytale was coming true.

The era of Fuck this shit had begun. She was living a life on her terms. On her time.

Be that woman. A wise woman.

She said “Fuck This Shit” and lived Happily Ever After.

The End.

Diameter 63.7mm when closed (standard sizing).